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December 2009
4 posts
6 Ways to Be a Great Customer, Not an Asshole
It is so easy to make your waiter fall in love with you, but many prefer otherwise. This guide, although incomplete, will partially transform ignorant guests to somewhat nice ones.
1. When your waiter comes over and greets you, smile at him/her and say: “Hi”. Simple as that. Do not overdo with friendliness, no crazy smiles. You will be surprised to find out how many guests just ignore you...
How to Buy Olives Joke
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out.
“Well,” said a customer, “I never saw anything as peculiar as that.”
“What’s so peculiar about it,” the bartender said....
November 2009
4 posts
Single Weirdoes p.2 - Japanese Racist
It is often discouraging to work at the tourist place or tourist trap mostly because it doesn’t attract regular customers. Sometimes it is fortunate to work at the tourist place or trap for the same reason. From my experience half of the regulars are lunatics; once in a while you will come across of particular nutcase that will be remembered for the rest of your life if won’t be a part of your...
“Many people do want to know all the details about what you’re doing, they just...”
– Crush it! by Gary Vaynerchuck
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Single Weirdoes p.1 - Bottle-of-wine-Billy
Billy is about eighty years old and every other afternoon he likes to visit the restaurant X. for an early dinner. He always prefers an enormous table by the window which normally sits six and orders a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc with some clam chowder. I’ve never seen somebody consuming the wine so fast. When I used to work at the wine bar me and my buddy had shots of Zinfandel while the boss...
October 2009
3 posts
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10 Ways To Piss Your Waiter Off The Bet
1. “Hi there…(big smile). We just had a huge lunch and we are here only for dessert… Can we get some bread and butter to start with?”
2. “Nothing to drink. Only some water with lemons…and sweet’n’low.”
3. As soon as you sit down at the table start waving and snapping at your waiter.
4. A waiter comes over, greets you and introduces himself. You don’t notice and...
