10 Ways To Piss Your Waiter Off The Bet
1. “Hi there…(big smile). We just had a huge lunch and we are here only for dessert… Can we get some bread and butter to start with?”
2. “Nothing to drink. Only some water with lemons…and sweet’n’low.”
3. As soon as you sit down at the table start waving and snapping at your waiter.
4. A waiter comes over, greets you and introduces himself. You don’t notice and keep carrying out a conversation in a foreign language.
5. A waiter comes over, greets you and introduces himself. You: “What’s up!!??”
6. While he’s taking your drink order: “Do you have that cocktail that is kind of green… and has a pineapple juice in it? I forgot the name, but ask the bartender he should know.”
7. While he’s taking your drink order “I’m not a wine kind of guy. What is the cheapest that you have?”
8. Tell a waiter that you’re ready to order. Then blank stare at the menu for a minute and ask him “So…What is good?”
9. Ask your waiter to describe a special of the day. Then ask what he recommends. Pause for a few seconds (you face should express deep and intense thought), then say: “You know what, I’ll just have a burger with fries.”
10. The first thing you tell to your waiter: “I have to let you know that I don’t believe in tipping”
